There are many weird things in Annette, such as the puppet baby and Simon Helberg from The Big Bang Theory as a hot conductor (the music kind not, the train kind), but I won’t burden you with any more spoilers from this peculiar epic. Once they get married and have a very special baby (spoiler alert: The baby is a puppet) the movie follows the dramatic downfall of their relationship. Unfortunately, I (an Adam Driver Loyalist) have some devastating news: Adam Driver singing while simulating cunnilingus is better in theory.įrom French director Leos Carax with music by Sparks, Annette is an farcical rock opera that follows the tumultuous romance between Henry McHenry (Driver), a famous stand-up comedian and Ann Defrasnoux (Marion Cotillard), a famous opera singer. We do not know him, but we love him unrequitedly.
He can do it all, from singing Sondheim in Marriage Story to making the Force sexy in The Last Jedi to animorphing into a centaur in a Burberry ad.
Adam Driver is a big, handsome, talented man. įor weeks, the internet has been wet with knowledge that Oscar-nominated king Adam Driver sings while simulating oral sex in the movie musical Annette, which hit theaters over the weekend (available on Amazon Prime August 20). Spoilers abound for Adam Driver and Marion Cotillard’s musical Annette.
